Nothing Is Real.

When His Rolls Royce Was Mobbed By Fans The Chauffeur Said: ''do You Want Me To Get Them Off The Car?'' And Lennon Replied: ''no - They Paid For It, They Can Wreck It

I Never Listen To The Radio. If It's Bad, I Make Fun Of It, And If It's Good, I Get Jealous That I Didn't Think Of It.

Living Is Easy With Eyes Closed.

Life Is What Happens To You While You're Busy Making Other Plans.

Only By Trying On Other People's Clothes Do We Find What Size We Are.