Nothing Is Permanent But Change.

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.

Life Is A Paradox. Every Truth Has Its Counterpart Which Contradicts It; And Every Philosopher Supplies The Logic His Own Undoing.

A School Should Not Be A Preparation For Life. A School Should Be Life.

We Are Punished By Our Sins, Not For Them.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Insult.