No Man Needs A Vacation So Much

A Creed Is An Ossified Metaphor.

God Looked Upon His Work And Saw That It Was Good. That Is Where The Clergy Take Issue With Him.

Of All Blessings, No Gift Equals The Gentle, Trusting Love And Companionship Of A Good Woman.

Do Not Take Life Too Seriously. You Will Never Get Out Of It Alive.

Football: A Sport That Bears The Same Relation To Education That Bullfighting Does To Agriculture.