Nothing Is As Far Away As One

Archaeology Is The Peeping Tom Of The Sciences. It Is The Sandbox Of Men Who Care Not Where They Are Going; They Merely Want To Know Where Everyone Else Has Been.

Scoops Of Mint Ice Cream With Chips Of Chocolate Cows.

A Newspaper Is Lumber Made Malleable. It Is Ink Made Into Words And Pictures. It Is Conceived, Born, Grows Up And Dies Of Old Age In A Day.

Watching Your Daughter Being Collected By Her Date Feels Like Handing Over A Million Dollar Stradivarius To A Gorilla.

A Good Writer Of History Is A Guy Who Is Suspicious.