Nothing Can Be Fairer, Or More Noble,

If Claret Is The King Of Natural Wines, Burgundy Is The Queen.

There's A Sort Of Decency Among The Dead, A Remarkable Discretion: You Never Find Them Making Any Complaint Against The Doctor Who Killed Them!

It's An Odd Job, Making Decent People Laugh.

The Most Effective Way Of Attacking Vice Is To Expose It To Public Ridicule. People Can Put Up With Rebukes But They Cannot Bear Being Laughed At: They Are Prepared To Be Wicked But They Dislike Appearing Ridiculous.

Man's Greatest Weakness Is His Love For Life.