Not Only Is My Wardrobe Totally Average,

You've Got To Experience Failure To Understand That You Can Survive It.

I Don't Enjoy Any Kind Of Danger Or Volatility. I Don't Have That Kind Of 'i Love The Bad Guys' Thing. No, No Thank You. I Like Nice People.

North Korea Threatened To Attack If Sony Pictures Released The Interview, Forcing Us All To Pretend That We Wanted To See It.

You Know Who Does Have A Funny Bone In Her Body? Your Mom Every Night For A Dollar.

(my Proudest Moment As A Child Was The Time I Beat My Uncle Pierre At Scrabble With The Seven-letter Word Farting.)