A Laugh Is Worth A Hundred Groans

A Man Cannot Have A Pure Mind Who Refuses Apple Dumplings.

A Sweet Child Is The Sweetest Thing In Nature.

He Is No Lawyer Who Cannot Take Two Sides.

A Presentation Copy...is A Copy Of A Book Whoch Does Not Sell, Sent You By The Author, With His Foolish Autograph At The Beginning Of It; For Which, If A Stranger, He Only Demands Your Friendship; If A Brother Author, He Expects From You A Book Of Yours, Which Does Not Sell, In Return.

Positively, The Best Thing A Man Can Have To Do, Is Nothing, And Next To That Perhaps — Good Works.