Nobody's Perfect. The Only One That Ever

Why Leave The Nut You Got For One You Don't Know?

I'm Trying To Lead A Good Christian Life, So There Ain't Too Much Spicy To Tell About Me.

Doo Never Actually Made Moonshine, But He Hauled About An Ocean Of It.

I Won All The Blue Ribbons For Canning At The State Fair.

When I'd Tell People I Like Country Music They'd Get This Look On Their Faces. People Were Kind Of Ashamed Of Country.