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You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

Sometimes It's Like You're A Big Pie Settin' On The Table, And Everybody Runs Up And Gets Their Piece Of You. When It's Over' The Plate's Empty.

If Anyone Asks How Old I Am, Tell Them It's None Of Their Business!

There's More Women Stars In Nashville All The Time. They're Proving They Can Do The Job The Same As A Man.