Nobody Stands Taller Than Those Willing To

In Dealing With Syria's Dictator...only Force Counts. No Cease-fire Was Attainable In Lebanon Until The 16-inch Guns Of The Battleship New Jersey Started Shelling Syria's Proxies; Suddenly, Sweet Reason Prevailed In Damascus.

Remember To Never Split An Infinitive. The Passive Voice Should Never Be Used. Do Not Put Statements In The Negative Form. Proofread Carefully To See If You Words Out. And Don't Start A Sentence With A Conjugation.

Sir Alec Douglas-home, When He Was British Foreign Secretary, Said He Received The Following Telegram From An Irate Citizen: "to Hell With You. Offensive Letter Follows."

Never Look For The Story In The 'lede.' Reporters Are Required To Put What's Happened Up Top, But The Practiced Pundit Places A Nugget Of News, Even A Startling Insight, Halfway Down The Column, Directed At The Politiscenti. When Pressed For Time, The Savvy Reader Starts There.

I Could Get A Better Education Interviewing John Steinbeck Than Talking To An English Professor About Novels.