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There's Nothin' You Can Get From A Book That You Can't Get From A Television Fastah!" -harry Wormwood

I Am Only 8 Years Old, I Told Myself. No Little Boy Of 8 Has Ever Murdered Anyone. It's Not Possible.

Rainbow Drops - Suck Them And You Can Spit In Six Different Colours.

I Think Probably Kindness Is My Number One Attribute In A Human Being. I'll Put It Before Any Of The Things Like Courage Or Bravery Or Generosity Or Anything Else. Brian Sibley: Or Brains Even? Oh Gosh, Yes, Brains Is One Of The Least. You Can Be A Lovely Person Without Brains, Absolutely Lovely. Kindness - That Simple Word. To Be Kind - It Covers Everything, To My Mind. If You're Kind That's It.

If I Were A Headmaster, I Would Get Rid Of The History Teacher And Get A Chocolate Teacher Instead And My Pupils Would Study A Subject That Affected All Of Them.