No Pen, No Ink, No Table, No

And When All Was Said And Done The Lies A Fellow Told About Himself Couldn't Probably Hold A Proverbial Candle To The Wholesale Whoppers Other Fellows Coined About Him.

Beware The Horns Of A Bull, The Heels Of The Horse, And The Smile Of An Englishman.

I Think A Child Should Be Allowed To Take His Father's Or Mother's Name At Will On Coming Of Age. Paternity Is A Legal Fiction.

Wipe Your Glasses With What You Know.

They Lived And Laughed And Loved And Left.