No One Looks Stupid When They're Having

I Think We Should Stop Asking People In Their 20s What They 'want To Do' And Start Asking Them What They Don't Want To Do. Instead Of Asking Students To 'declare Their Major' We Should Ask Students To 'list What They Will Do Anything To Avoid.' It Just Makes A Lot More Sense.

Always Remember Your Kid's Name.

Try Putting Your Iphones Down Every Once In A While And Look At People's Faces.

Be Yourself! And Then Tell Us About It! And Then Let's Dance!

We Have To Agree Beforehand To Divide The Funniest Lines Between Us. But Tina [fey] Is So Brilliant That I Just Love Every Moment Working With Her And Also Just Hanging Out Together As Friends.