No One Likes The House Next Door

One Of The Things We Can Be Sure Of Over The July 4th Weekend Is That News Reports Will Keep Telling Us How Many Of Us Are Going To Die In Automobile Accidents.

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.

Nothing In Fine Print Is Ever Good News.

Let's Face It, Though, Anything That's Apt To Happen To An Appliance Like A Blender Isn't Covered By The Warranty Anyway, So I Never Send Them In. If It Breaks, I'll Buy A New One. That's The American Way.

Civilization Means Conforming To A Standard Of Behavior That May Not Seem Natural To Us.