No One Likes The House Next Door

Most College Students Are Not As Smart As Most College Presidents.

No One Ever Writes A Book In Which He Is The Bad Guy.

I Don't Think The Government Is Out To Get Me Or Help Someone Else Get Me But It Wouldn't Surprise Me If They Were Out To Sell Me Something Or Help Someone Else Sell Me Something. I Mean, Why Else Would The Census Bureau Want To Know My Telephone Number?

I Try To Look Nice. I Comb My Hair, I Tie My Tie, I Put On A Jacket, But I Draw The Line When It Comes To Trimming My Eyebrows. You Work With What You Got.

I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire. Writers Never Stop Writing.