No One Likes The House Next Door

I Obviously Have A Knack For Getting On Paper What A Lot Of People Have Thought And Didn't Realize They Thought. And They Say, 'hey, Yeah!' And They Like That.

Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating A Twinkie?

I Am An Atheist... I Don't Understand Religion At All. I'm Sure I'll Offend A Lot Of People By Saying This, But I Think It's All Nonsense.

When There Are Starving People In The World, It Seems Wrong That So Many Of Us Americans Eat As Much For Entertainment As For Nourishment.

My Mother Always Called Me 'sturdy' And Said I Have Big Bones. A Little Fat Is What I Am.