No Offense, But I'd Rather Kiss The

My Greatest Fear Is Disappointing The Reader, So Each Book Has To Be Better Than The One Before.

Childhood, After All, Is The First Precious Coin That Poverty Steals From A Child.

What Happened?" He Demanded. "i Heard An Explosion!" "yeah.that Was Me. I Set The Boat Alight." "what?" "i Set Fire To The Boat." "but We're On The Boat!" "i Know.

But Then, He Thought, Most Politicians Are Small And Shabby, The Sort Of People Who Have Been Bullied At School. That's Why They Become Politicians.

Alternatively You Can Twist The Cylinder Round Twice Clockwise; That Turns It Into A Hand Grenade. Five-second Fuse. I Tested It On One Of My Assistants. Poor Old Bennett... He Should Be Out Of Hospital In A Couple Of Months.