People Are Getting Smarter Nowadays; They Are

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

It's Getting So If A Man Wants To Stand Well Socially, He Can't Afford To Be Seen With Either The Democrats Or The Republicans.

It Sure Did Kick Up Some Excitement In The Senate When One Senator Called The Other Senators 'sons Of Wild Jackasses.' Well, If You Thought It Made The Senators Hot, You Wait Till You See What Happens When The Jackasses Hear How They Have Been Slandered.

When The Okies Left Oklahoma And Moved To California, They Raised The Average Intelligence Level In Both States.

People Learn More From Observation That They Do From Conversation.