No Matter How Thin You Slice It

And, Uh, I Did That, And There Was Nothing More Ridiculous To Me Than Finding The Weight Of The Earth Because I Didn't Care How Much The Earth Weighed.

I Didn't Write Because In The Corps I Took Mining Engineering Of All Things And, You Know, They, They Graduate A Mining Engineer As A Sort Of An Illiterate.

It Just Happened That The Public Happened To, Uh, Appreciate The Satirical Quality Of These Crazy Things.

No Matter How Thin You Slice It It's Still Baloney.

When I Did Sports Cartoons, I Used To Uh, Go To Fights.