No Matter How Thin You Slice It

And, Uh, I've Got About Six Thousand Cartoons Up There, Also Books And Papers.

When I Did Sports Cartoons, I Used To Uh, Go To Fights.

It Just Happened That The Public Happened To, Uh, Appreciate The Satirical Quality Of These Crazy Things.

Naturally, I'm Conservative; I'm A Republican. I Always Was.

And, Uh, I Did That, And There Was Nothing More Ridiculous To Me Than Finding The Weight Of The Earth Because I Didn't Care How Much The Earth Weighed.