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If I Book A Hotel It's Actually Very Funny. It's Very Nice To Be A Genuine Mr Smith.

I've Discovered Special Makeup By A Company Called M.a.c. You Could Wear It On The Surface Of The Sun And It Wouldn't Move.

If You Feel Alienated From People Around You, It's Because No One Tries To Understand You.

I've Got A Facebook Page, But I've Never Put Anything On It. I've Got A Presence On All The Social Networks, In Fact, But I've Never Once Sent A Message. I'm There Because, Otherwise, Someone's Going To Pretend To Be Me.

It's Only People That Aren't Goths That Think The Cure Are A Goth Band.