Ninety Percent Of The Game (baseball) Is

In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory. In Practice, It Doesn't.

When Giving Directions To Joe Garagiola To His New Jersey Home, Which Is Accessible By Two Routes: "when You Come To A Fork In The Road, Take It."

Referring To The Bad Sun Conditions In Left Field At The Stadium: It Gets Late Out There Early.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

I Don't Know If It's Good For Baseball, But It Sure Beats The Hell Out Of Rooming With Phil Rizzuto!