Nine-tenths Of The World Is Entertained By

Morality And Religion Are But Words To Him Who Fishes In Gutters For The Means Of Sustaining Life, And Crouches Behind Barrels In The Street For Shelter From The Cutting Blasts Of A Winter Night.

The Illusion That Times That Were Are Better Than Those That Are, Has Probably Pervaded All Ages.

You May Be Witty, But Not Satirical.

A Cigar Has "...a Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other."

If, On A Full And Final Review, My Life And Practice Shall Be Found Unworthy Of My Principles, Let Due Infamy Be Heaped On My Memory; But Let None Be Led Thereby To Distrust The Principles To Which I Proved Recreant, Nor Yet The Ability Of Some To Adorn Them By A Suitable Life And Conversation. To Unerring Time Be All This Committed.