The Way We Do Things Is To

Ah! If The Pulpit Would Practice What It Preaches, Then All Would Be Well.

Nine-tenths Of The World Is Entertained By Scandalous Rumors, Which Are Never Dissected Until They Are Dead And, When Pricked, Collapse Like An Empty Bladder.

Ease Up, The Play Is Over.

I Am Too Sick To Be Out Of Bed, Too Crazy To Sleep, And Am Surrounded By Horrors.

Go West, Young Man, Go West. There Is Health In The Country, And Room Away From Our Crowds Of Idlers And Imbeciles.