Nicknames Are Fond Names. We Do Not

Housework's The Hardest Work In The World. That's Why Men Won't Do It.

Take Texas The Way Texas Takes Bourbon. Straight. It Goes Down Easier.

About Mistakes It's Funny. You Got To Make Your Own; And Not Only That, If You Try To Keep People From Making Theirs They Get Mad.

You Lose In The End Unless You Know How The Wheel Is Fixed Or Can Fix It Yourself.

Does One Eat Peanuts At A Ball Game?' 'it Ain't Hardly Legal If You Don't.