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I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?

The Fate Of The African Continent Does Not F-ing Depend On A Load Of F-ing Musicians In Hyde Park Singing F-ing S-t Songs To Kids.

You Gotta Say What You Say, Don't Let Anybody Get In Your Way...

You Can't Be A Mod And A Rocker. You Have To Choose Sides.

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.