All I Would Like To Say Is

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

I'm Against People Downloading Music.

The Thing About Bands Is Everybody Wants To Be The Next Oasis, And That Doesn't Mean Slogging It Out Around The Toilet [gigs], It Means, "give Me The Check, I Need To Go To The Levis Shop And I Need A 1960s Gibson."

Even In The Nineties, When It Was Mad And There Were Photographers All Around The House, It Never Occurred To Me To Send Someone Else Out To Get Cigarettes. It Took Me Five Minutes - Went For A Walk, Gave A Wave, Went Back Inside.

Next Year I Hope To Get A Stalker Or Two Because I Don't Believe You've Arrived Until You Get A Stalker.