Next Thing You Know They'll Take Your

The Bible And Several Other Self Help Or Enlightenment Books Cite The Seven Deadly Sins. They Are: Pride, Greed, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Sloth, And Gluttony. That Pretty Much Covers Everything That We Do, That Is Sinful... Or Fun For That Matter.

So Far,so Good........................so What?

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is, She Still Shits.

Let's Put It This Way: I Did Not Get In Trouble Every Time I Drank, But Every Time I Got In Trouble, I'd Been Drinking