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I Didn't Like The Way I Was Let Go From Metallica.

The Very First Schoolbook That Was Written Had God All Over It.

No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is, She Still Shits.

To Me, The Most Important Thing Was To Treat People The Way You Want To Be Treated. Some People Say That I'm A Mean Person. Well, You Know What? The Person That's Saying That Is Probably A Dipshit And I Put Them In Their Place! I Have A Knack For Doing That.

I Like Jazz, But I Could Never Play It. You Just Sit There With A Guitar The Size Of A Chevy On Your Chest, Wearing A Stupid Hat, Playing The Same Solo For An Hour.