New York Is Not Mecca. It Just

The Body Of A Young Woman Is God's Greatest Achievement...of Course, He Could Have Built It To Last Longer But You Can't Have Everything.

If You Can Go Through Life Without Experiencing Pain You Probably Haven't Been Born Yet.

There Are Two Million Interesting People In New York And Only Seventy-eight In Los Angeles.

I Never Write A Play With An Eye To Film.

I Got Brown Sandwiches And Green Sandwiches. Its Either Very New Cheese Or Very Old Meat. - Oscar Madison, From The Odd Couple