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I Have A Theory That The Best Ads Come From Personal Experience. Some Of The Good Ones I Have Done Have Really Come Out Of The Real Experience Of My Life, And Somehow This Has Come Over As True And Valid And Persuasive. People Love To Read Stories. They Like To Know You As A Real Person Who Has Your Struggle, Pain, Success And Failure, Etc. One Well-known Example Is Jared Fogle's Weight Loss Story Which Made Millions Of Dollars For Subway. Start To Collect Your Stories From Today And Use Them In Your Ad Campaigns.

Many Of The Greatest Creations Of Man Have Been Inspired By The Desire To Make Money...if Oxford Undergraduates Were Paid For Their Work, I Would Have Performed Miracles Of Scholarship And Become Regius Professor Of Modern History.

I Have An Inviolable Rule Against Employing Nepots And Spouses, Because They Breed Politics. Whenever Two People Get Married, One Of Them Must Depart - Preferably The Female, To Look After The Baby.

Make Sure You Have A Vice President In Charge Of Your Revolution, To Engender Ferment Among Your More Conventional Colleagues.

Great Marketing Only Makes A Bad Product Fail Faster.