Never Underestimate A Man's Ability To Underestimate

I Wish I Could Remember Where I Put Things. I Spend Half My Life Looking For My Keys. With The Other Half I Look For My Glasses.

I Live And Die With The Chicago Cubs

Organizer Is Kind Of A Grand Term For What I Was Doing.

I Spent 10 Years As A Marketing Manager. I've Found My Experience In The Financial World Invaluable Background For Writing About White-collar Crimes.

I'm A Grandmother, And A Mighty Proud One.