Never Try To Outsmart A Woman, Unless

If I Were Running The World I Would Have It Rain Only Between 2 And 5 A.m. Anyone Who Was Out Then Ought To Get Wet.

There Is A Strange Reluctance On The Part Of Most People To Admit That They Enjoy Life.

Marriage Is A Fine And Sacred Thing If You Make It So.

The Belief That Youth Is The Happiest Time Of Life Is Founded On Fallacy. The Happiest Person Is The Person Who Thinks The Most Interesting Thoughts, And We Grow Happier As We Grow Older.

A Cat Pours His Body On The Floor Like Water. It Is Restful Just To See Him.