Never Try To Outsmart A Woman, Unless

The Teacher Should Make A Concerted Effort Never To Lose His Temper In The Presence Of The Class. If A Man, He May Take Refuge In Profane Soliloquies. If A Woman, She May Follow The Example Of One Sweet-faced Tranquil Girl Who Went Out In The Yard And Gnawed A Post.

One Appreciates That Daily Life Is Really Good When One Wakes From A Horrible Dream, Or When One Takes The First Outing After A Sickness. Why Not Realize It Now?

Life, With All It's Sorrows, Cares, Perplexities And Heart-breaks, Is More Interesting Than Bovine Placidity, Hence More Desirable. The More Interesting It Is, The Happier It Is.

The Final Test Of A Gentleman Is His Respect For Those Who Can Be Of No Possible Service To Him.

You Can Learn More About Human Nature By Reading The Bible Than By Living In New York.