Never Thank Anybody For Anything, Except A

An Editor Should Have A Pimp For A Brother So He'd Have Someone To Look Up To.

A Man Who Makes A One-dollar Profit On His Expense Account Is Dishonest. A Man Who Loses Five Cents On One Is A Damned Fool.

I Will Be Brief. Not Nearly So Brief As Salvador Dali, Who Gave The World's Shortest Speech. He Said I Will Be So Brief I Have Already Finished, And He Sat Down.

It Is No Disgrace To Rest A Bit.

Perhaps No Mightier Conflict Of Mind Occurs Ever Again In A Lifetime Than That First Decision To Unseat One's Own Tooth.