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It's Better To Spend Money Like There's No Tomorrow Than To Spend Tonight Like There's No Money.

Lampoon Ran Out Of Steam In The Early '80s, And Wasn't Able To Reinvent Itself Because It Ran Out Of Talent. People Who Wanted To Do This Kind Of Stuff Could Suddenly Make $100,000 In Hollywood Right Out Of College.

It Is A Law Of Governance That Democracies Have To Spend Themselves Dizzy. Citizens Of Democracies Can, After All, Tell Their Government To Give Them Things.

I Always Thought There Was Some Romance To That '30s Leftist Stuff, Even Though I'm A Republican.

Italy Is Not Technically Part Of The Third World, But No One Has Told The Italians.