Never So Long As You Live, Write

People Who Picnic Along The Public Highway Leaving A Clutter Of Greasy Paper And Swill (not A Pretty Name, But Neither Is It A Pretty Object!) For Other People To Walk Or Drive Past, And To Make A Breeding Place For Flies, And Furnish Nourishment For Rats, Choose A Disgusting Way To Repay The Land-owner For The Liberty They Took In Temporarily Occupying His Property.

One Very Great Annoyance In Open Air Gatherings Is Cigar Smoke When Blown Directly In One's Face Or Worse Yet The Smoke From A Smouldering Cigar. It Is Almost Worthy Of A Study In Air Currents To Discover Why With Plenty Of Space All Around, A Tiny Column Of Smoke Will Make Straight For The Nostrils Of The Very One Most Nauseated By It!

Bread Is Like Dressed, Hats And Shoes - In Other Words, Essential!

Never Do Anything That Is Unpleasant To Others.

The Most Vulgar Slang Is Scarcely Worse Than The Attempted Elegance Which Those Unused To Good Society Imagine To Be The Evidence Of Cultivation.