Never So Long As You Live, Write

Never Say "au Revoir" Unless You Have Been Talking French, Or Are Speaking To A French Person.

The Fact That Slang Is Apt And Forceful Makes Its Use Irresistibly Tempting. Coarse Or Profane Slang Is Beside The Mark, But "flivver," "taxi," The "movies," "deadly" (meaning Dull), "feeling Fit," "feeling Blue," "grafter," A "fake," "grouch," "hunch" And "right O!" Are Typical Of Words That It Would Make Our Spoken Language Stilted To Exclude.

Elbows Are Never Put On The Table While One Is Eating.

Never Take More Than Your Share - Whether Of The Road In Driving Your Car, Of Chairs On A Boat Or Seats On A Train, Or Food At The Table.

Courtesy Demands That You, When You Are A Guest, Shall Show Neither Annoyance Nor Disappointment--no Matter What Happens.