Elbows Are Never Put On The Table

There Is No Reason Why You Should Be Bored When You Can Be Otherwise. But If You Find Yourself Sitting In The Hedgerow With Nothing But Weeds, There Is No Reason For Shutting Your Eyes And Seeing Nothing, Instead Of Finding What Beauty You May In The Weeds. To Put It Cynically, Life Is Too Short To Waste It In Drawing Blanks. Therefore, It Is Up To You To Find As Many Pictures To Put On Your Blank Pages As Possible.

The Eleventh Commandment, "thou Shalt Not Be Found Out" Is Despicable, But Nevertheless, It Is The One Thing You Can Never Get Away From.

Courtesy Demands That You, When You Are A Guest, Shall Show Neither Annoyance Nor Disappointment--no Matter What Happens.

The Most Vulgar Slang Is Scarcely Worse Than The Attempted Elegance Which Those Unused To Good Society Imagine To Be The Evidence Of Cultivation.

Manners Are Made Up Of Trivialities Of Deportment Which Can Be Easily Learned If One Does Not Happen To Know Them.