Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

Your Mothers Get Mighty Shocked At You Girls Nowadays, But In Her Day, Her Mother Was Just On The Verge Of Sending Her To Reform School.

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.

A Company Is Known By The People It Keeps.

Politics Has Become So Expensive That It Takes A Lot Of Money Even To Be Defeated.

Mothers Are The Only Race Of People That Speak The Same Tongue. A Mother In Manchuria Could Converse With A Mother In Nebraska And Never Miss A Word.