Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

Do The Best You Can, And Don't Take Life Too Serious.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

Even When You Make A Tax Form Out On The Level, You Don't Know When It's Through If You Are A Crook Or A Martyr.

When You Are Satisfied, You Are Successful. For That's All There Is To Success Is Satisfaction.

You've Never In Your Life Seen A Picture, I Bet Any One Of You, Never Seen A Picture Of One Of These Old Pilgrims Praying When They Didn't Have A Gun Right By The Side Of Them. That Was To See That He Got What He Was Praying For.