Never Sell Your Soul.

Do Not Blame God For Your Stupid Decisions.

There Is Seemingly No Biological Benefit To Acting With Conscience; If There Were, Only Moral Individuals Would Survive And Procreate. Sadly, We Know That's Not True. The Benefit Of Conscience Is That You Won't Suffer Guilt (private) Or Shame (public), And That By Your Own Self-imposed Definition, You Are A Moral Human, A Special Kind Of Animal Who Takes Unique Pride In Elevating Him/herself Above The Termites.

Controlling Mothers Do Not Pass The Baton To Their Son's New Wife.

I'm Very Fond Of Food. I Get Hungry, And I Like To Eat Almost All The Time.

There Are Probably More Internet Hate Sites About Me Than Charles Manson.