Never Laughing Too Loudly In A Restaurant

Never Talking To Strangers. Saying Nasty Things About The Neighbors.

God Only Rarely Reveals The Future. When He Does So, It Is For One Reason: It's A Future That Was Written So As To Be Altered.

You Are Free, But You Have To Choose. An Open Oven Bakes No Bread

Happiness Is Just Another Of The Tricks That Our Genetic System Plays On Us To Carry Out Its Only Role, Which Is The Survival Of The Species.

When Trying To Seduce A Woman, A Writer Says: 'i'm A Writer', And Scribbles A Poem On A Napkin. It Always Works.