Never Jump Into A Pile Of Leaves

What Happened To Fun?" "our Insurance Doesn't Cover It!

Mom Put A Note In My Lunch Again, I See... Dear Son, I Hope You Will Study Hard In Summer School... Do Not Look Upon It As A Punishment, But Rather As A Privilege... We Are Very Proud Of You, And Want You To Have A Good Education. This Note Will Self-destruct In Five Seconds.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

See The Valentine I Made For Linus? On The Inside, I Wrote, To My Sweet Babboo." "he Says He's Not Your Sweet Babboo." "what Does He Know?

Dear Valentine, I Have Thought Of You Often. Not All The Time, But Often.