Never Jump Into A Pile Of Leaves

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And I Ask, "is Life A Multiple Choice Test Or Is It A True Or False Test?" ...then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark And Says, "we Hate To Tell You This But Life Is A Thousand Word Essay.

When They [visitors To His Studio:] Learn About The Six-week Daily-strip Deadline And The 12-week Sunday-page Deadline, A Visitor Almost Never Fails To Remark: "gee, You Could Work Real Hard, Couldn't You, And Get Several Months Ahead And Then Take The Time Off?" Being, As I Said, A Slow Learner, It Took Me Until Last Year To Realize What An Odd Statement That Really Is. You Don't Work All Of Your Life To Do Something So You Don't Have To Do It.

Nobody Remembers Who Came In Second.

Life Is Like A Ten Speed Bicycle. Most Of Us Have Gears We Never Use.

I've Always Been Criticized, Right From The Beginning! Right From The Very First Day I Was Born... They Said I Wasn't Right For The Part!