Never Jump Into A Pile Of Leaves

Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You Are.

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.

I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It.

I Love Humanity, It's People I Don't Like.