Never In My Life Did I Think

Nothing Excites Compassion, In Friend And Foe Alike, As Much As The Sight Of You Ker-splonked On The Tarmac With Your Propeller Buried Six Feet Under.

My Point Is That This Potter Business Has Legs. It Will Run And Run, And We Must Be Utterly Mad, As A Country, To Leave It To The Americans To Make Money From A Great British Invention. I Appeal To The Children Of This Country And To Their Potter-fiend Parents To Write To Warner Bros And Universal, And Perhaps, Even, To The Great J K Herself. Bring Harry Home To Britain-and If You Want A Site With Less Rainfall Than Rome, With Excellent Public Transport, And Strong Connections To Harry Potter, I Have Just The Place.

I Firmly Believe That Volunteering Is Good For Our Society And Brings Communities Together. It's A Fantastic Opportunity To Get Involved In Your Local Community, To Meet New People And To Gain A Sense Of Pride And Achievement.

Dark Forces Dragged Me Away From The Keyboard, Swirling Forces Of Irresistible Intensity And Power.

I Want To Offer Particular Congratulations To Andrea Leadsom On Her Stunning Achievement. She Is Now Well Placed To Win And Replace The Absurd Gloom In Some Quarters With A Positive, Confident And Optimistic Approach, Not Just To Europe, But To Government All Round.