Never Hope For It More Than You

I'm Not A Person Who Worries Too Much About What I've Done.

I Am A Comic Writer, Which Means I Get To Slay The Dragons, And Shoot The Bull.

So Often The Truth Is Told With Hate, And Lies Are Told With Love.

If Michaelangelo Were A Heterosexual, The Sistine Chapel Would Have Been Painted Basic White And With A Roller.

Whoever Heard Of A Neurotic Frog? Where Do Humans Get Off Thinking They're The Pinnacle Of Evolution?