Never Forget That Hitler Was A Catholic.

Don't Give Your Money To The Church. They Should Be Giving Their Money To You.

Professional Soldiers Are People Who Die For A Living.

In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow" It Says, "see "arf Arf.""

The Child Molester Skipped Breakfast, But Said He'd Grab A Little Something On The Way To Work.

It's Difficult Enough For A Young Person To Put His Soul On The Line In Front Of A Lot Of Drunken People Without Having That Hanging Over His Head, Too.