Never Expect Anybody - Except Possibly Your

Good Girls Go To Heaven And Bad Girls Go Everywhere

Trying To Describe A Good Marriage Is Like Trying To Describe Your Adrenal Glands. You Know They're In There Functioning But You Don't Really Understand How They Work.

The Happiest People I Know Are Not Those Who Are The Most Beautiful, Rich Or Famous. The Happiest People I See Are Simply Those Who Stay Cheerful And Try To Cheer Up Others While Getting Through Their Own Bad Stuff

My Own Philosophy Is If You're Not Having Sex, You're Finished. It Separates The Girls From The Old People.

People Never Get Tired Of Looking At Beautiful Pictures Of Gorgeous Girls.