Never Be Unfaithful To A Lover, Except

I Arrived In The Middle Of A Press Conference - As Boring A Thing To Sit Through If You Don't Know The Language As It Is If You Do.

What About Snipers?" I Once Asked Someone. He Said, "oh, Most Of The Snipers Have Automatic Weapon. They Arent Very Accurate.

In Case We Have To Shoot Democrats. It Happened During The Civil War, And It Could Happen Again.

There's One More Terrifying Fact About Old People: I'm Going To Be One Soon.

There Was An Austerely Dignified Award Ceremony. By That I Mean We Had To Buy Our Own Drinks - In Clear Violation Of The International Journalists'code Of Truth, Fairness And An Open Bar.