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Politeness And Civility Are The Best Capital Ever Invested In Business. Large Stores, Gilt Signs, Flaming Advertisements, Will All Prove Unavailing If You Or Your Employees Treat Your Patrons Abruptly. The Truth Is, The More Kind And Liberal A Man Is, The More Generous Will Be The Patronage Bestowed Upon Him.

Nothing Draws A Crowd Quite Like A Crowd.

But However Mysterious Is Nature , However Ignorant The Doctor, However Imperfect The Present State Of Physical Science , The Patronage And The Success Of Quacks And Quackeries Are Infinitely More Wonderful Than Those Of Honest And Laborious Men Of Science And Their Careful Experiments.

Money Is In Some Respects Like Fire; It Is A Very Excellent Servant But A Terrible Master.

I Am Indebted To The Press Of The United States For Almost Every Dollar Which I Possess.