Never Attempt To Catch A Whale With

There Is A Fool Born Every Minute

A Penny Here, And A Dollar There, Placed At Interest, Goes On Accumulating, And In This Way The Desired Result Is Attained. It Requires Some Training, Perhaps, To Accomplish This Economy, But When Once Used To It, You Will Find There Is More Satisfaction In Rational Saving Than In Irrational Spending.

Let Your Motto Then Always Be 'excelsior', For By Living Up To It There Is No Such Word As Fail.

In Fact, As A General Thing, Money-getters Are The Benefactors Of Our Race.

I Would Rather Hear The Pleased Laugh Of A Child Over Some Feature Of My Exhibition Than Receive As I Did The Flattering Compliments Of The Prince Of Wales.