Neurotics Are Always Looking For Something New

Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think And Cry: At Best, They Can Be Made To Think And Laugh, Or To Feel And Cry.

There's Nothing Wrong With Most Men's Egos That The Kowtowing Of A Headwaiter Can't Cure.

Neurotics Are Sure That No One Understands Them, And They Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way.

If You Made A List Of Reasons Why Any Couple Got Married, And Another List Of The Reasons For Their Divorce, You'd Have A Hell Of A Lot Of Overlapping.

Healthy Parakeets Have The Nervous Energy Of Tennis Players.