Life Is A Mixed Blessing, Which We

The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You To Hear The Children, But Not Very Well.

The Chief Reason For Drinking Is The Desire To Behave In A Certain Way, And To Be Able To Blame It On Alcohol.

We Are All Born Brave, Trusting And Greedy, And Most Of Us Remain Greedy.

There Are Always A Few People You Do A Lot For, And A Few Who Do A Lot For You, But They're Not The Same People.

The Neurotic Listens To Weather Reports About Small Craft Warnings, And He Thinks: They're Talking About Me.