Nerd Girls Are The World's Greatest Under-utilized

The Colonel Explained To Me That 1. This Was Alaska's Room, And That 2. She Had A Single Room Because The Girl Who Was Supposed To Be Her Roommate Got Kicked Out At The End Of Last Year, And That 3. Alaska Had Cigarettes, Although The Colonel Neglected To Ask Whether 4. I Smoked, Which 5. I Didn't.

Maybe 'okay' Will Be Our 'always

Throughout The Book, She Refers To Herself As "the Side Effect," Which Is Just Totally Correct. Cancer Kids Are Essentially Side Effects Of The Relentless Mutation That Made The Diversity Of Life On Earth Possible.

Books—they Weren't Ladders Out Of The Abyss, But They Were Companions.

Not That Smart. Not That Hot. Not That Nice. Not That Funny. That's Me: I'm Not That.