Necessity Is Our Quickest Excuse.

Those Who Laugh Often Never Grow Old.

Virtues, Of ... Moderation: Avoid Extremes. Forbear Resenting Injuries So Much As You Think They Deserve.

Sarcasm Is The Lowest Form Of Humor But The Highest Form Of Flattery.

They That Can Give Up Essential Liberty To Purchase A Little Temporary Safety, Deserve Neither Liberty Nor Safety.

Our New Constitution Is Now Established, And Has An Appearance That Promises Permanency; But In The World Nothing Can Be Said To Be Certain Except Death And Taxes.