Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than

I Never Knew A Man Troubled With Melancholy, Who Had Plenty To Do, And Did It.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

Show Me A Thoroughly Contented Person, And I Will Show You A Useless One.

Be Like A Postage Stamp. Stick To One Thing Until You Get There.

It Ain't So Much The Things We Don't Know That Get Us Into Trouble. It's The Things We Know That Just Ain't So.