Naturally, The Neurotic Wants You To Love

Neurosis Is No Worse Than A Bad Cold; You Ache All Over, And It's Made You A Mess, But You Won't Die From It.

Most Of Us Would Rather Risk Catastrophe Than Read The Directions.

Things Are Never So Bad That They Can't Get Worse. But They're Sometimes So Bad They Can't Get Better.

Tragedy Isn't Getting Something, Or Failing To Get It; It's Losing Something You Already Have.

It Upsets Women To Be, Or Not To Be, Stared At Hungrily.